LAN PARTY & Snazzage Fests —Graphic T‑Shirt

Nothing says "I'm READY!!!!" like a lanyard on your Pew peeeyew.

Mil-spec
Combat-tested
Approved by some dude on YouTube with nods and a GoPro
It’s soft, fits like a normal human shirt, and lets everyone know you’re self-aware enough to laugh at the culture without pretending you’re stacking bodies on the weekend.
Why you’ll like it:
Comfortable enough for the range, gym, or explaining “real-world ballistics” to strangers
Printed on quality fabric (not surplus trash bags)
Pairs well with jeans, hoodies, and bad tactical opinions
Who it’s for:
 People who get the joke.
Who it’s not for:
 If this shirt feels like a personal attack—you’re probably not ready yet.

Product features
- Shoulder-stabilizing twill tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular, seam-free body for a clean look and reduced waste
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) for durability and print clarity
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front, back, sleeve, and inner neck designs

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat